A Story about Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

There was an important job to be done,
and Everybody was asked to do it.
But since Everybody was a procrastinating bastard,
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it,
but it turns out that Nobody did it instead.
So Somebody got angry that Nobody did it,
which supposingly was Everybody's job.

While Everybody thought Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It end up that Everybody blamed Somebody,
when actually Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

-Anonymous-